And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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