Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
