the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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