Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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