I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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