Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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