Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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