i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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