I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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