You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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