So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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