So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
