it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize