Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
