Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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