Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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