fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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