do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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