Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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