This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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