Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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