Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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