well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
