I feel like abortions should bother me more
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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