we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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