so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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