Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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