handjob tips. give me some.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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