I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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