i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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