are you still at the devil's house?
I puked a lego.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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