At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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