Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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