He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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