he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Randomize
