Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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