I can tuck mytits in my pants
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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