glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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