After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
All the doctor said was why
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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