Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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