I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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