Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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