so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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