You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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