To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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