Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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