Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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