I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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