I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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