dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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