the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Bring me that man meat
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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