He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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