i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i now understand why vodka
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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