i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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