The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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